If You Leave

"Sorry you think Obama is a dangerous Muslim extremist and I hope it's not too much of a hassle to leave the country if he wins"

1 recommendation

"Another brilliant e-nugget of wit from someecards, for "When you care enough to hit send.""

If you can imagine it- You can achieve it paperweight.

3 recommendations

"A powerful paperweight. If you receive this as a gift, you can be certain that the possibilities are endless."

If You Grew A Beard Tee

1 recommendation

"I'm not joking, I really think that this is an accurate statement. There's something about a beard that just says, "he look and me, I'm friendly.""

If You Love Something Set It Free Handcrafted Necklace

1 recommendation

"love the quote on the pendant"

If you can't stand the heat print

3 recommendations

"I need this for my kitchen, it states everything so perfectly."

Love Me If You Dare

2 recommendations

"Love Me If You Dare starring Marion Cotillard ( from the film La Vie En Rose) is about a sadomasochistic game played by two childhood friends who later become lovers. The cinematography is absolutely stunning from the beautiful transitions to the amazing saturated and vibrant colors, it truly is ecstasy for the eyes. The music is also something to note. Different renditions of the song "La Vie ..."

Catch Me If You Can Plate

1 recommendation

"Eeewww. Great gag gift for that friend with a sense of humor."

If You Care 100% Recycled Aluminum Foil Roll

1 recommendation

"When the world end, I am telling you, aluminum foil will be a necessary item. Stock up and get some that saves the environment now."

Beware Enter if You Dare Cloth

The Rolling Stones - Got Live If You Want It! [Audio CD]

1 recommendation

"A live document of the Brian Jones-era Rolling Stones sounds enticing, but the actual product is a letdown, owing to a mixture of factors, some beyond the producers' control and other very much their doing. The sound on the original LP was lousy -- which was par for the course on most mid-'60s live rock albums -- and the remasterings have only improved it marginally, and for that matter not all of..."

Ugly Pillow Case PillowCase Please Leave if You're Ugly

1 recommendation

"always makes me laugh."

All That You Can't Leave Behind: U2

1 recommendation

"This album has a special place in my heart. It came out during a really tough time in my life, and while it's certainly not U2's strongest album, it's a personal favorite. Musically, it's their attempt at a return to form, after the less popular and more experimental Pop and Zooropa. They still do anthem-rock like no one else, with the incredibly strong "Beautiful Day" and "Elevation", but it's..."

A Vibrator You Can Leave On The Nightstand. Love The Bird Lamp.

1 recommendation

"it's a lamp, it's a vibrator, it's a bedside lamp that discreetly stores a vibrator. And looks cool to boot! The Love The Bird Lamp by Marc Dibeh. Unfortunately, the lamp is not mass produced so it's not available for purchase."

Needing car repair in Rochester doesn’t have to leave you scrambling.

What Would You Attempt to Do if You Knew You Could Not Fail? Paperweight

2 recommendations

"A few years ago, I found myself on the look-out for a thank you gift for the committee members of a charity event I was in charge of. The event was a ten-day holiday festival and this group of women had not only exceeded my expectations but more importantly, they had surpassed their own in terms of their creativity and abilities. That's why this paperweight ended up being the perfect gift. At t..."

If you can read this, it's dark and you should kiss me t-shirt

4 recommendations

"In the light, the shirts shows a normal looking turtle and a normal looking heart. But in the dark letters magically appear telling anyone nearby that it's time for a kiss."

The Only Clock You’ll Ever Need -esp. if you work (9-5)

1 recommendation

"The Only Clock You’ll Ever Need -esp. if you work (9-5)...available at MOMA Store online."

I'd kiss you if you wouldn't kill me... Raglan Shirt

1 recommendation

"For those of you who haven't seen Pushing Daisies.... Young boy meets girl. He likes her. A lot. She moves away. They grow up. His touch brings her back from the dead. Another touch from him will kill her. Now you know. This quote fits a lot of relationships, I think. Maybe that's just me...."

i might like you better if you recycled reusable tote bag : Dogeared Jewels and Gifts

1 recommendation

"It's so true."

If You Are Confident You Are Beautiful

5 recommendations

"We need more positive in our lives, don't we? That would look great on a wall next to where you put on your make-up. :)"

How can I love you if you won't lie down t shirt

1 recommendation

"Cool"

Shoot for the moon even if you miss you will land by wallstickz

1 recommendation

"etsy.com"

Ask the Fruitcake Lady: Everything You Would Already Know If You Had Any Sense

1 recommendation

"This is the truth ... Truman Capote's aunt--also known as the Fruitcake Lady after an appearance on the Jay Leno show where she taught him and Mel Gibson how to make fruitcake--dishes out sassy advice to fans. A fun read!"

If You Feel You Have to Patch Magnet in Lt by ModernAnachronism

1 recommendation

""If you feel you have to, DON'T" this wonderful patch magnet was made by Squirrelkins and his Schiffli Pantograph Embroidery Machine. Each patch is 3in by 2in, black background with Lt. blue border and red lettering. To see this machine in action go to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N3xXvVDQ5ig"

给你一个亿:你能干什么(附精美书签)(柳传志、李开复推荐)(what would you do if you have 100 million)

1 recommendation

"创业人仕必备之书"

If You Seek Paintless Dent Repair, Chesapeake Business May Be Ideal for You

Girl Two Doors Down "If You Have to Ask You Cannot Afford Me" Black Flip Flops

1 recommendation

"$48.00 per pair These flip-flops are huge in Hollywood and make a great gift for yourself or bridesmaids. Loved by tons of celebrities such as Jennifer Aniston, Eva Longoria, Jessica Alba and more. Get your DB flip flops by Girl Two Doors Down now and join in the fun!"

Girl Two Doors Down "If You Have to Ask You Cannot Afford Me" Black Flip Flops

1 recommendation

"$48.00 per pair These flip-flops are huge in Hollywood and make a great gift for yourself or bridesmaids. Loved by tons of celebrities such as Jennifer Aniston, Eva Longoria, Jessica Alba and more. Get your DB flip flops by Girl Two Doors Down now and join in the fun!"