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Versace Arrow Earrings
1 recommendation
"This Versace earring - handcrafted with a “VERSACE” stamp - is conspicuous consumption that whispers sexy “money” near your ear, instead of loudly talking numbers at your holiday cocktail party."
Blumarine Sequins Bowling Bag
1 recommendation
"With a skin of black sequins, this Blumarine bag shimmers more than glitters, it's more glowy than showy, more boss lady than bossy. Perfect for ladies who brunch, peach bellini in hand."
Bruno Frisoni Satin Shoe Boot
5 recommendations
"Bruno Frisoni’s lace-ups are deliciously selective, unlike Monsieur Louboutin’s peeptoes. And unlike Mr. Man who’s been peeping at every lady tonight. Tah-tah, doll. Laced-up tight with Bruno, he'll make it a cinch to glide away."
Jimmy Choo Cent Metallic Clutch
1 recommendation
"Jimmy Choo is your holiday cocktail party date because unlike your boy Jim, your boy Jimmy knows how to work the room as your armcandy. And Mr. Choo won’t hint your gorgeous gown makes your butt look "a little, kinda, um, big.”"
Marc by Marc Jacobs Washed Leather Waist-Pack
1 recommendation
"Marc-y Marc by Marc Jacobs belt bag is your fall sling, because slung around your waist the belt bag sits on your hips, low. And wasp-y waists went out with 50’s housewives."
Christian Louboutin Paris Leather Ankle Boots
2 recommendations
"An ankle boot may be just a New Wave rehash, but - Ask Monsieur Louboutin, and an ankle boot is your new classic."
Louis Vuitton Extreme Leopard Chain Pump
1 recommendation
"There are Jimmy Chouboutins you lose after a few months - those three-inch-heeled, black bores of shoes - and there are shoes you lavish a lifetime of love on, like classic - Leopard-print, chain-heeled Louis Vuitton shoes."
Miu Miu Shearling Ankle Boots
3 recommendations
"One very gorgeous reason of a million that Ugg-ly boots are best left to sit in front of the couch, with sweats."
Versace Runway Over the Knee Boot
2 recommendations
"Winter isn’t about sporting moonboots - Even if they’re logo’ed out by Marc-y Marc Jacobs."
Celine Long Leather Gloves
6 recommendations
"Uptown Breakfast at Tiffany’s elegance and downtown Vivienne Westwood sex that'll keep your hands clean as you hustle 9 to 5 and girl about town 9 to 5 (am)."
6" Ankle Lock Pumps
5 recommendations
"Before everyone from Mr. Madden to Monsieur Louboutin began catering to my lust affair with too-tall heels, I had a fetish for fetish shoes."
Bruno Frisoni Patent Platform Sandals
1 recommendation
"Ooh la love. Have I found a new Italiano lover? Bruno Frisoni is classic in black, Bruno is subtly sexy with patent leather, Bruno Frisoni stands tall with a 4”+ stiletto, Bruno is sold out in nearly all sizes, Bruno Frisoni and I are - Over."
Marc by Marc Jacobs Flannel Cape Coat
2 recommendations
"Perfect structured volume makes it easy to slip a sleek cashmere tunic underneath for winter. Say tah tah to bulk."
Fendi Steel/Diamond B Watch
3 recommendations
"You’re over Fendi B belts hugging tight the waists of other girls, flattering these nobody women. Be less promiscuously polished - Rock a diamond and steel Fendi B watch, and be more comfortably classic, be - Over strapping on a cincher and being barely able to stomach more than your AM soy latte."
Louis Vuitton Monogram Groom Porte Monnaie Rond
3 recommendations
"Ooh la love. Because even Chinese manufacturers very heavily inspired by the classic Louis Vuitton monogram have been yawning about it."
Roberto Cavalli Satin print roll clutch
2 recommendations
"Black and metallic satin clutch with jewelled serpent detail. Love this."
"The Eminem Show" by Eminem
3 recommendations
"Without compromising, Eminem is solidly successful, commercially and creatively. A real genius."
Continuum by John Mayer
7 recommendations
"Brush him off as dreamy Gap ad music, John Mayer is an amazing wordsmith, even though he doesn't sprinkle his lyrics with "Ooh la love.""
Casadei Over-the-Knee Boots
1 recommendation
"Ooh la love. Here’s how I rock winter boots: with a thigh-high shaft and 4″ heel, a la Casadei. A lug sole gives grip to sleety sidewalks, patent leather plays against the rain, and an over-the-knee, shearling-lined shaft warms you more than any Marc-y Marc Jacobs moon boots ever did. Slave to fashion, I am not."
Marc Jacobs Leather Frame Wristlet
2 recommendations
"Clutch cute while keeping your hands free. A girly pearly pink, this Marc-y Marc Jacobs wristlet is crying for skyscraper stilettos, wide slacks, and a beaded navy tank."
Zebra-Print Tod's Handbag
1 recommendation
"Ooh la love. So you’re dumping leopard, you’ve seen her flattering too many other women, adding sex to their feet, covering other ladies’ purses, wrapped around and complementing their waists. Meet leopard's sophisticated cousin, zebra-print. Zebra likes her Dolce & Gabanna, her Versace, and zebra is also sweet on preppy chic, like this Tods handbag. A simple east/west shape is sculpted w..."
Juicy Couture Cheque Book Charm
2 recommendations
"Because a golden cheque book is the closest thing to a real lucky charm in the world."
Fur-Trimmed Giuseppe Zanotti Boot
3 recommendations
"Giuseppe Zanotti knows how to please the ladies. A cognac leather is smooth, charming, and keeps this Giuseppe Zanotti boot comfortably attractive. A rabbit trim is spoil-you-luxe, soft-to-your-touch on this Giuseppe Zanotti boot. I’d write something along the lines of a hard 4¼” heel keeping you on your toes all night long - But that’d be a touch much."
Rebecca Taylor Coat
2 recommendations
"Oh! I just fell in love with a coat. This is beautiful. The layers are gorgeous and that ultra feminine color and cut is the perfect antidote to all the black military styles from this and last year."
Vivienne Westwood Nine West "Romann" Shoes
3 recommendations
"Ooh la love. The saucy older sister to all the peeptoes and mary janes floating around, these limited-edition Vivienne Westwood Nine West shoes play subtle sophisticate nine-to-five, five-to-nine: Black leather and clean chic work for power lunches with the boys, and multi-straps and a 4″ heel play at peach martinis with your ladies."
Ya-Ya Greyhound Jacket
2 recommendations
"LOVE THIS! "Long, wool coat with off-center, hidden-zipper closure at front and on-seam pockets at hip.""
OPI Onyx Nail Polish
5 recommendations
"I was gifted this by a mag a few years ago, and it always rocked classic on my toes."
Roberto Cavalli Gold Serpent Bracelet
1 recommendation
"You’re a glitzy temptress - You call despite costing a quarter of a grand - You seduce people into eating the fruit of knowledge - That all designer costume jewelry is not created equal - You - Are tired of my ongoing snake/Garden of Eden metaphor and just want to buy this Roberto Cavalli jewelry."
Gucci Veruska High Heel Boot
3 recommendations
"These Gucci logo ankle boots are: Drowning in branding with a Gucci logo-stamped suede and trademark Gucci strap. Topped by a generous rabbit fur trim. Founded on a 4¼” stiletto platform heel. Priced around the rent ($850) of most ladies lusting for these shoes. Borderline obnoxious. Conspicuous consumption done genius."




