Mens underwears

Men, for all the ranting I've been doing about pants, shoes, shirts, etc. etc., there is nothing more defining than what a guy looks like in his underwear. If the guy in the mirror looking back at you is wearing a white t-shirt, green boxers, and black socks, I can pretty much guarantee you that yo...moreu're sleeping alone.

First rule of underwear: Boxer Briefs. Throw away your boxers. Throw away your tighty-whiteys. For GOD'S SAKE, throw away your Speedos amd man-thongs. Seriously. Some women might dig the banana hammock, but really? Are you that proud of it?

Okay, now you have the boxer briefs. There are two rules to looking good in underwear around the house. First -- and this is incredibly important -- ALWAYS take your socks off BEFORE you take your pants off. The "I'm wearing underwear and socks but no pants" look instantly reminds women of their grandfathers. Or Archie Bunker. It's hideous. I can't even believe I'm talking about it.... but... it's something that is so important, it should be taught as a 1-credit course in your freshman year of college. Learn it. Never forget it.

Secondly -- and this is not exactly a trade secret, but if you haven't tried it, try it -- at night, if you're looking to spice things up, try walking around in an unbuttoned dress shirt and boxer briefs, with nothing else on. It drives most women up the curtains. If you're watching a woman read this right now, you can probably see the goosebumps going up her neck. I'm not sure why this is a great look, but hey -- I'm just saying. Give it a shot.

Note: This might work in boxers. It doesn't work in tighty-whiteys. But boxer briefs -- man, I'm telling you. Just go buy about two dozen pairs. They're like $5 for 2. Go get a ton. You can thank me later.