Obnoxious

Blomus No Signs

4 recommendations

"Sometimes its important to create a sanctuary from all of the world's annoyances. For this purpose, I suggest you outfit yourself with this series of signs that will assertively remind all to check their vices and distractions at the door. Plus, you'll be doing it in style. Stainless steel! Made by Blomus in Germany (of course)"

Obnoxious Parking Notes (paper)

1 recommendation

"Now I don't have to hand write notes to those naughties who double park in a crowded parking lot!"

Loud& Obnoxious The CMYK Unity Tee

1 recommendation

"loud t shirt."

Baaaa Means No! Shirt

1 recommendation

".... If you're easily offended, take a pass on the Tshirt Hell website. Just a head's up... I actually have this in two variations. That's how much I love it. But then again I'm Irish and have some sheep issues. Namely, I'm mildly and usually politely obsessed with them. In any case, if you want to make people smile at your chest, this shirt is a proven winner."

Irish Yoga T-Shirt

2 recommendations

"Billy Banks can keep his Tae-Bo, Suzanne Somers her Thighmaster. We Irish get plenty of exercise as it is, thank you very much. Available as a sweatshirt, regular t-shirt or babydoll..."

St. Patrick is My Homeboy T-Shirt

1 recommendation

"Gotta give mad props to Paddy. And what says, "respect and honor" more than pimping out your chest? I simply can't think of an answer to that."

You Haven't Had a Man Until You've Had an Irish Man T-Shirt

1 recommendation

"I am biting my tongue regarding the validity of the actual statement. I shall save those remarks for a future auto-biography. What is true is that come March 17th, this t-shirt will be quite the conversation piece for any guy who wears it out. Regardless of the size of his shillelagh ."

You're Not That Lucky T-Shirt

1 recommendation

"Nothing empowers a woman in a pub like a tight fitting t-shirt (sigh). Regardless, I'm a big fan of sassiness which this has in spades. And clovers."

Irish Tuxedo T-Shirt

2 recommendations

"I will simply say that if I ever elope to Las Vegas, the groom will be wearing this..."

OB/GYN Kenobi T-Shirt

1 recommendation

"Yes, it is wrong and offensive. UNLESS you intellectualize it as a show of support for Universal Health Care. Then it's provocative and classy."

I Bring Nothing to the Table T-Shirt

1 recommendation

"Ahhh.... brutal honesty. What a breath of fresh air."

Do Something with Your Life. Get Me a Beer

1 recommendation

"In "my world," this is worn by women. =)"

This Shirt is Only Blue When I'm Thinking About Dwarves

1 recommendation

"I know, 9 out of 10 dentists agree that dwarves are an entirely different species than leprechauns. Trust me, everyone will be drunk on St. Paddy's and not care about the distinction. Except the 10th dentist and let's face it, he's a troublemaker anyway and probably at home."

Pardon My Nipple Breath Baby T-Shirt

1 recommendation

"I really feel like I shouldn't laugh yet lo and behold, I am laughing. And laughing. And laughing. I know someone out there bigger than a 2T is probably going to buy this and squeeze into it.... and that will be wrong, too. But I probably will laugh at that too....."

Jesus is a Cracker Shirt

1 recommendation

".... If you're easily offended, take a pass on the Tshirt Hell website. Just a head's up... But if you want to erupt in guffaws (and feel a bit guilty about half of them if you're an Irish Catholic schoolgirl alum like myself- don't worry, I get over it quickly and move on to the next laugh with little spiritual residue) then take a look. I have about 6 or 7 from this site and as the proud s..."

I'll Be Using These to My Advantage Shirt

1 recommendation

".... If you're easily offended, take a pass on the Tshirt Hell website. Just a head's up... I don't have this one yet but if you ask me again in about 72 hours the answer will be different. I am a sucker for clever naughtiness and that is one thing TShirt Hell's cups overfloweth with..."

I've Had it Up to Here with Midgets Shirt

2 recommendations

".... If you're easily offended, take a pass on the Tshirt Hell website. Just a head's up... The last time I wore this shirt someone looked at all 5'4" of me, then down to the midget height bar on the t-shirt and finally asked quite sincerely, "How short ARE midgets anyway???" A question so assine is the equivalent of a kiss from a second-cousin back in the trailer park in terms of scoring ..."

Stop Midget on Midget Crime Shirt

2 recommendations

".... If you're easily offended, take a pass on the Tshirt Hell website. Just a head's up... Aside from my "My idea involves porn and midgets. What about yours?" shirt, this is my most commented upon shirt in the "midget genre" in my wardrobe. And in case you intend to compile your own such genre, an informal survey of semi-intoxicated (which, to their credit, also means they were semi-sobe..."

"My life is a very complicated drinking game" t-shirt.

1 recommendation

"Oh... what to say, what to say.... I'll put it this way, even if I gave you my life story in haiku version it would come across as too dramatic at times. Thus I love this shirt for its ability to summarize it in one sentence. If I could find a way to convert this into a cool looking Chinese symbol or the like I would finally consider a tattooo. That's how strongly I relate. Unfortunately, after..."

Blue Trash T-Shirt

1 recommendation

"Well it should be no surprise they're inbred. It's not like there is a giant Smurf dating pool out there. Celebrate the less-talked about branch of the Smurf family tree with this cute t-shirt. You can customize the background shirt colors. .... If you're easily offended, take a pass on the Tshirt Hell website. Just a head's up..."

Don't Hate the Player, Hate the Playdate Baby t-shirt

1 recommendation

".... If you're easily offended, take a pass on the Tshirt Hell website. Just a head's up... My 2-year-old sports this loud and proud as he struts his stuff at playgroup on occasion. I'm trying to take every possible advantage of having fun dressing him while it lasts. He's already tugging his diaper down in gangsta style so Mom needs to take a deep breath and smile before the real battle over ..."

I Saw Mommy Kissing Mrs. Clause T-Shirt

1 recommendation

"...if there was never any "naughty" then you wouldn't have "nice" to compare it to. Thus, I dabble in Naughty as a selfless gesture aimed at keeping Nice in business so children can have toys. Oh fine. The fact is that no matter how high up the Grown Up ladder I am dragged (kicking and screaming I might add), I have yet to lose my grip on my juvenile sense of humor. I have been known to relate..."

Spock Blocker T-Shirt

1 recommendation

"The first time I saw it I erupted into one of those chortling laughs you try and contain but in so doing actually create an entirely different unpleasant audible experience of snorts and odd noises for those surrounding you. I always consider such a reaction to be the mark of a truly clever t-shirt. I see a lot. I don't laugh at most. So I went with my instinct and haven't regretted it since. ..."

Han Job T-Shirt

1 recommendation

"Obviously, my usual "do not visit the TShirt Hell web site if you're easily offended" disclaimer applies...... Let me also add my Irish Catholic schoolgirl disclaimer: "I have no idea what this tshirt means but people seem to think it's funny." lol"

Timmy Woods Poodle Purse

Putco Pure LED Strobe Lights

Women's 'Bella Big T Heritage Select' Stretch

1 recommendation

"If I can ever pull these jeans off, then my checking account is in mortal peril.. $284 for a pair of pants? Is it worth it? I sure hope we will find out. Aren't they beautiful?! Sigh."