Palin
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Solid Wood USA Map Puzzle
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"I remember this! No wonder I loved geography so much. Considering kids' (and Govenor Palin's) lack of knowledge on the subject, this should be a must have."
Sarah Palin Action Figure
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"Here comes my Sarah Palin Action figure... she kick's Barbie's butt. And will send G.I. Joe out to protect the Alaskan Border from the Russian Invasion! She's a Maverick doll!"
Off-Color Coloring Book: The Bush Years
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"I won't make any comments about whether or not I think Bush can even color within the lines.... God knows he doesn't know how to respect any other boundaries. But I won't say anything. I just won't."
"obama" Irish Bumper Sticker
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"They used to call the Irish "the blacks of America." Did you know that? Maybe that's one of the reasons we're voting for Obama. Well, that and the fact he's the better man."
Moose Hunters for McCain and Palin T-Shirt
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"If you like to go out in the wilderness and shoot Moose then you are all for McCain and Palin. Heck, why not join Sarah on a little hunting trip?"
I Love Caribou Barbie T-Shirt
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"Lots of people have been calling Sarah Palin, Caribou Barbie because they think she's a gun toting idiot who likes to eat moose-burgers. But even if she is, you still can love her!"
Pro Life? T-shirt
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"A lot of people are wondering how Sarah Palin can shoot anything that moves and still be pro-life. If you wonder too, wear this shirt and see the reactions you get."
Drill, Baby, Drill T-Shirt
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"Yes, Joe Biden... get it right, it's not "Drill, Drill, Drill" it's "Drill, Baby, Drill" and we'd better do that with the cost of gas these days! So vote McCain and Palin if you want us to get that oil."
Presidential Paper Dolls 2008
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"FREE hilarity. Download presidential paper dolls from both the Democratic and Republican tickets. I must say... John McCain looks much better with the clothes ON. This is the best way to "cut through the political clutter" as election day draws near."
Sarah Palin, Terror Warrior T-shirt
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"WHHEHEEEEEEE YAEAAHHH! That's what Sarah Palin yells when she kicks butt and takes names. She's gonna put on a bikini and show those Al-Qaeda what a woman looks like right before she sends them packing."
Moose Hunters McCain/Palin Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
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"If you love Moose, at least hunting them, then you should love McCain/Palin. Maybe you can go on a hunting trip with VP Palin, and hopefully she won't shoot you."
Lipstick Pitbulls for Palin T-shirt
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"If you put lipstick on a pitbull, then you get Sarah Palin, and hockey moms. So parade your pooch in Red Bloom #7 or don this shirt and tell the world who you're pulling for."
Sarah Palin: I can see RUSSIA from my house! Button
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"Ok, laugh all you want, but can you see any foreign countries from your house? And did you run a huge town of 9000 people? Imagine how hard it was to get time to look at Russia."
Are You Smarter Than Bush? Button
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"There are some who question whether or not Sarah Palin is just a more conservative George W. in a skirt suit with glasses (now that picture is in your head!) After you ask this question ask if either of them is smarter than a 5th grader!"
Somewhere in Alaska a village is missing its idiot T-shirt
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"If you are of the opinion that Sarah Palin is a tad bit undereducated and maybe unqualified then you might like this shirt. How can that village keep running?"
Sarah Palin - Master Debater T-Shirt
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"I'm not sure if this Tee is for or against Sarah, but it's a collection of puns about Palin. If you wear this your girlfriend might kick your butt... that's just a warning."
I'm Pullin' For Palin Button
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"A VP pin up candidate? Well then Palin wins. No one wants to see Joe Biden in his briefs. But maybe if you put his head on Brad Pitts body?"
Sarah Palin "Miss Alaska" Halloween Costume
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"Alright, so this costume only includes the sash and glasses, but isn't it about time to begin putting the pieces together for the ultimate Sarah Palin Halloween costume?"
Sarah Palin Mask
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"Freshly made Sarah Palin Mask is in production, but will be ready by Halloween time. Grab your hunting gun and your helicopter... we'll trick or treat from the sky!"
Moose Mascot Adult Costume
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"Show how great your Sarah Palin Costume is by getting someone to dress up as a moose... and then all night you can make them lay dead on the floor and take trophy pictures!"
Pink Toy Rifle
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"As a lifetime member of the NRA, Sarah Palin must really love guns. To top off the perfect Sarah Palin Halloween costume, you'll need some sort of toy gun - why not go pink? Like your lipstick."
Kazuo Kawasaki Glasses - Sarah Palin
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"Sarah Palin shows us that glasses can be sexy. Her famous specs are from designer Kazuo Kawasaki's collection - supposedly the line of choice for Colin Powell, as well. Do the glasses hold political magic? We'll see, come November."
American Flag Pin with Diamond Accent
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"There's nothing like a bit of patriotic bling to finish off a politically chic look. This American Flag pin features diamond accents for a bit of American dazzling wherever you go."
Official NBA Tack-Soft Basketball
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"Sarah Palin used to be point guard and captain of her high school Basketball team where she had the nickname "Sarah Barracuda" because of her competitive spirit. She also lead the team in prayer before every game."
Doodle Undid Juno T-shirt
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"Uh oh, Bristol Palin... this is one doodle that can't be undid... "That ain't no Etch-A-Sketch.""
Vanity Fair Magazine Subscription
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"Bristol Palin is doing a shoot for Vanity Fair like Demi Moore's famous pregnant belly cover... Now all she has to do is marry a younger man... I think Haley Joel Osment might have reached puberty?"
Easy Mac Macaroni and Cheese Dinner
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"Dear Levi, You're the Cheesy to my Easy Mac. Love - you and me kissing in a tree - then comes marriage then comes the baby in the baby carriage, Bristol Palin"
Cable Knit Moses Basket
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"Juno MacGuff: Wait... No! I mean, can't we just, like, kick this old school? Like, I have the baby, put it in a basket and send it your way, like, Moses and the reeds? Mark Loring: Technically, that would be kicking it Old Testament. Gerta Rauss: ...So, we all agree that a closed adoption is the best decision for all involved? No closed adoption here... the "liberal media" is involved now..."
PENNZOIL MOTOR OIL
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"Let's drill all the oil out of Alaska, and if we have to get rid of the wildlife first just send the Palin family ahead with a shot gun. Perhaps the same shotgun used to make Levi wed Bristol?"









