Sara palin

Sarah Palin Paper Mask - Costumes

2 recommendations

"Please stop putting lipstick on a pig, no more OK."

Palin Sucks White T-Shirt

1 recommendation

"Get them before they are sold out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

McCain/M.I.L.F. Tee

1 recommendation

"Some may call this sexist. I can only speak for myself, but I just call it accurate."

"Nope" Sarah Palin T-Shirt

MCCAIN PALIN (SARAH PALIN HUNTING)

Deluxe Sarah Palin Mask

3 recommendations

"Scary. Really, really scary."

Kazuo Kawasaki Glasses - Sarah Palin

1 recommendation

"Sarah Palin shows us that glasses can be sexy. Her famous specs are from designer Kazuo Kawasaki's collection - supposedly the line of choice for Colin Powell, as well. Do the glasses hold political magic? We'll see, come November."

Sarah Palin Bingo

2 recommendations

"What better way to enhance a Sarah Palin interview or debate than playing along with your own game of Sara Palin Bingo! With four pre-made cards to choose from and an option to design your own, this free, fun activity will never grow old."

Sarah Palin Thong

1 recommendation

"A healthy dose of self esteem is a great thing. Presidential campaigns can be ruthless and painful, so we want to ensure that Ms. Palin remembers how fabulous she is. By wearing a Sarah Palin thong, she'll have that Palin Power! tucked away where only she and Mr. Palin will find it."

Sarah Palin "Miss Alaska" Halloween Costume

2 recommendations

"Alright, so this costume only includes the sash and glasses, but isn't it about time to begin putting the pieces together for the ultimate Sarah Palin Halloween costume?"

Sarah Palin Mask

1 recommendation

"Freshly made Sarah Palin Mask is in production, but will be ready by Halloween time. Grab your hunting gun and your helicopter... we'll trick or treat from the sky!"

I'm Pullin' For Palin Button

1 recommendation

"A VP pin up candidate? Well then Palin wins. No one wants to see Joe Biden in his briefs. But maybe if you put his head on Brad Pitts body?"

Sarah Palin is Too Kooky to Be VP T-shirt

1 recommendation

"Sarah Palin is an extremist with almost no experience, and John McCain wants her to be first in line to become President when he dies? No way! Sarah Palin is too kooky to be VP! We need someone qualified from day one to be Vice President, not some wacko from the fringes."

VALENTINE by Raquel Welch aka Sarah Palin Wig

1 recommendation

"What better way to doll yourself up as the Republican Vice Presidential Nominee, Sarah Palin, this Halloween season than with the Valentine wig by Raquel Welch. The wig was meticulously designed to closely match Palin's cut and color. You just can't top that."

Sarah Palin Talking Doll ~ Religious Proverbs

1 recommendation

"This eBay auction is ending right now, but with any luck there will be MORE. The doll is an alteration of a "Messengers of Faith" doll and speaks bible excerpts like "go gather together all the jews.....I will go to the king even if it is against the law and if I perish, I perish......the king has but one law that he be put to death." Comes with sassy schoolgirl outfit and a more demure blue dress..."

Terminatrix: The Sarah Palin Chronicles by the Editors Of The Wasilla Iron Dog Gazette

1 recommendation

"The stuff that small town newspaper editors dreams are made of-- except the actual authors of this book aren't from Wasilla at all but rather work for publisher Harper Collins. Apparently you can expect a lot of Palin's head Photoshopped onto other bodies. Here's hoping Harper Collins snatched up some of the writers and artists from the much mourned Weekly World News."

Teen Moms for Palin Maternity T-shirt

1 recommendation

"Like I'm so glad there's a Pres person running for the White House, who is all about us Teen Moms... We get a bad rap, but Palin understands us."

Palin Power Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt

1 recommendation

"She's the Marilyn Monroe of the 2008 election. Just wait for the wink and the "Happy Birthday Mr. President"."

Sarah Palin - Master Debater T-Shirt

1 recommendation

"I'm not sure if this Tee is for or against Sarah, but it's a collection of puns about Palin. If you wear this your girlfriend might kick your butt... that's just a warning."

Sarah Palin: Unqualified? You Betcha. Button

1 recommendation

"Boo boop be doop! It's that cute northern accent that just makes everyone just wanna be friends with this hockey mom, but as VP? Nope, Doncha know."

Sarah Palin: I'd like to use one of my lifelines, Button

1 recommendation

"Combining pics of Palin winking during the debate with the SNL parody of her interviews. "Sorry Sarah this is not a game show.""

Sarah Palin: I can see RUSSIA from my house! Button

1 recommendation

"Ok, laugh all you want, but can you see any foreign countries from your house? And did you run a huge town of 9000 people? Imagine how hard it was to get time to look at Russia."

Hockey Mom for Palin

1 recommendation

"This shirt says it all: Hockey Moms stick together. HA HA... they "stick" together.... oh yeah. I didn't even mean to pun there."

Lipstick Pitbulls for Palin T-shirt

1 recommendation

"If you put lipstick on a pitbull, then you get Sarah Palin, and hockey moms. So parade your pooch in Red Bloom #7 or don this shirt and tell the world who you're pulling for."

Sarah Palin, Terror Warrior T-shirt

1 recommendation

"WHHEHEEEEEEE YAEAAHHH! That's what Sarah Palin yells when she kicks butt and takes names. She's gonna put on a bikini and show those Al-Qaeda what a woman looks like right before she sends them packing."

Sarah Palin Action Figure

1 recommendation

"Here comes my Sarah Palin Action figure... she kick's Barbie's butt. And will send G.I. Joe out to protect the Alaskan Border from the Russian Invasion! She's a Maverick doll!"

Cabbage Patch Kids Vice President Candidate Sarah Palin

1 recommendation

"A Sarah Palin Cabbage Patch Kid. Now I've really seen it all."

Collected Wisdom of Sarah Palin- BLANK pages! A gag gift for all the liberals you love.

1 recommendation

"Everyone is talking about Sarah Palin and a book everyone can't put down it's just so fascinating. Don't you want to know about her views on foreign policy? Where she stands on issues like science and those pesky little dinosaurs that roamed the earth with the cavemen? Aren't you interested in how she has been reading...ummm...stuff and how she is devoted to Alaska (for a couple of months until mo..."