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Bartender Mini Button
1 recommendation
"If I had a nickel for every time someone has ordered a drink with ridiculous name from me, omg! I just want to tell them I don't know how to make anything stupid...but I could never be that mean. ;-)"
gotmojo :: i can only please one person a day. today is not your day. tomorrow does not look good either - sign
1 recommendation
"Adorable little handpainted signs.. I got a few of these myself and I will be back to get some more.. I love that you don't need to say what you are thinking out loud! Jenni"
JunkMail Greetings — 2009 Desk Calendar
1 recommendation
"I think anyone here who has seen one of my myriad reviews for the JunkMail Greetings line knows that I'm mildly addicted to the sarcastic wit and wisdom of these greeting cards. So you can imagine how excited I am to discover that they've come out with a 2009 Desk Calendar. I'll be stuffing my stocking with one, thank you very much. Kissy kissy to me. from the site: January - Congratulation..."
I Am Not a Paper Towel
4 recommendations
"Although the white and blue print might resemble traditional dish linens, the bright orange "I Am Not a Paper Towel" message will assure you that this is not your grandmother's hand towel! Composed of 100% cotton, these hand woven towels are washable, earth-friendly, sturdy, and a pretty addition to any kitchen decor."
80s Reference Tee
1 recommendation
"Insert sorority 80s date party or any other random college event and you've probably seen this shirt 1000 times. Hence the reason for making fun of it. In the end, I get a kick out of this, but I understand if you don't."
Achievement Poster
1 recommendation
""You Can Do Anything You Set Your Mind To When You Have Vision, Determination, And An Endless Supply Of Cheap Labor." The pyramids couldn't have been built without cheap labor. And neither can your dream, probably, in this day and age. A funny spin on a politically incorrect issue facing modern society. I like it."
Elitism Poster
1 recommendation
""It's Lonely At The Top. But It's Comforting To Look Down Upon Everyone At The Bottom." Yet another joke poster that I can't get enough of. If my doctor had this poster in his office I'd pay him extra."
Procrastination Poster
1 recommendation
""Hard Word Often Pays Off After Time, but Laziness Always Pays Off Now." Couldn't have said it better myself. My Dad has these posters all over his office for his employees to enjoy. And it's his geeky sense of humor that I inherited that makes me love them."
Men's Organic T-Shirt
1 recommendation
"Its the type of design that everyone tries to duplicate, but few pull it off effectively. Moral fabric, they pull it off and what an awesome shirt this is. Not to mention, it is made from 100% organic cotton."
Organic Octopus Cotton T-Shirt
1 recommendation
"You don't see an octopus on a shirt much. I say, it's one good animal to have on there. Not to mention, the tee is make from environmentally friendly organic cotton."
Music t-shirt
1 recommendation
"This is the mentality of the tragically hip hipsters you hear outside of a show talking about how it sucked because the lead singer didn't play the 12 string or because the sound guy was about as competent as Tommy Boy. You wear this in front of them, they'll think it's awesome. Little do they know, you're mocking them."
The 60's Are Over
2 recommendations
"If i see one more fraternity/sorority/ high school shirt with the woodstock logo, i'm gonna vomit. Besides, the shirt is true. All it takes is a basic understanding of time to know this."
Shinebox Print - Monsters Ready Booklets
8 recommendations
"Yay, this is great. You know how football referee gets to handout yellow cards for offenses? Next time you get annoyed by rude people, let this cards say what you dare not, due to your righteous upbringing."
I'm Not Afraid Of The Dark by Dan Maltzman
3 recommendations
"I'm not afraid of the dark either. At least, I'm not when it's light outside. I'd really rather be inside with the lights on when it's dark outside. That is all."
Pushing Daisies - The Complete First Season
6 recommendations
"A whimsical, funny and visually distinctive romantic comedy. Adorably sweet-I just love it to death."
The Complete Black Books (boxset)
3 recommendations
"Black Books is a british sitcom created & co-written by Dylan Moran (Shaun of The Dead, Run Fat Boy Run), who centers around the dialy life of a drunken, eccentric bookshop owner, Bernard Black (Moran). If you like good, cynical, surrealist comedies, this one's for you - personally, watching Moran in action is one of my guilty pleasures... Uhm. Boxset includes the complete series (3 to be precise)..."
Despair - Ironic Blog Shirt
1 recommendation
"I've been a fan of Despair, Inc. De-motivational posters for a long time. I recently saw this t shirt and laughed out loud. Enjoy! And, if your blog doesn't get much traffic - don't take this t shirt personally."
Harold and Maude
10 recommendations
"This beautifully shot romance captures the hope of the flower children, bordering occasionally (or consistently) on the syruppy and sentimental. No matter, though - the Cat Stevens soundtrack puts you in the mood to be indoctrinated, and the adorably morose Bud Cort plays a welcome foil to Ruth Gordon's blissed out octogenarian."
The Douche Card
16 recommendations
"We've all been in this situation: in a bar, at a meeting, in line at the cash register, on the elevator, on a date, and someone is being an idiot. Now you can let them know. Give them the douche card. Much like a yellow or red card, it conveys its message succinctly, although in this case you might want to run after handing it out."
'Be Tough' T-Shirt
8 recommendations
"Much cheaper than your own entourage of body guards. Probably not the best idea in highly secure areas."
Cross Doorstop
1 recommendation
"Yes its blasphemous. If you believe in hell, yes you will end up there. The Cross Doorstop works (offends) on too many levels to describe. Renew some poor athiest's holiday spirit with this sinful gift."
STOP TALKING Cards
14 recommendations
"The most formal way to tell someone to shut the hell up without losing your cool."
Star Wars Election '08
1 recommendation
"Star Wars Election '08 - T-shirts This is a parody of all the US Presidential election T-shirts that flood The Internets nowdays. It's also official swag by Lucas Films Ltd. so I don't think they will disappear under the threat of lawsuits."
Saved!
4 recommendations
"I have watched this movie countless times and laughed hilariously because of the character of Hilary Faye (played by Mandy Moore), the overly zealous Christian who attempts to 'save' Cassandra and Mary. I would recommend this film to just about all my friends and I actually have done so."
Home - Blacksheepstyle
1 recommendation
"I have given some of these tees to girlfriends and they love the playful and fun designs. It's a great for girls of all ages, they are witty, smart and hot."
For Your Convenience Baby Onesie (Purple)
1 recommendation
"Alright, so this is a onesie that I made (is it weird that I posted it for myself). Anyway, this is a Gerber onesie size 3-9 months. Check it out. Thanks!"
