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ecards for when you care enough to hit send

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ecards - love

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"I can say this even when I'm sober ... but what the hey, let's have a little fun if we have to throw in the word 'love'"

My resolution is to get healthier while still destroying myself with drugs and alcohol

Pretending to understand superdelegates could be the key to getting laid this summer |ecard

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Let's agree this card fully covers any and all responsibility to express male intimacy on Father's Day.

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I'd be much more into the Gay Pride Parade if real lesbians were like porn lesbians.

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ecards for father's day

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Happy Father's Day from someone who wants to have your babies.

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"ecards for when you care enough to hit send"

Spending a day on Facebook has once again fooled me into believing I have an actual social life.

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I want you to uproot your life... ECard

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When work feels overwhelming... ECard

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If I were ever to shoot you... ECard

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Just an FYI that you're dead to me... ECard

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There are a few people in this hemisphere... ECard

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Thanks for not procreating... ECard

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I wonder if Heath Ledger's performance in The Dark Knight is as creepy as the studio's exploitation of it.

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I can't decide if a decent tan... ECard

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Congratulations on getting or shrewdly deciding not to get the new iPhone - ECard

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I'd love to contact you with my new iPhone but... ECard

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Thanks for the sodomy ECard

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Meeting you was like a moment from a non-pornographic movie - ecard

The only things standing between us and our Olympic dreams are that we're out-of-shape, apathetic, and...

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You're really testing our relationship by sticking with MySpace

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"That Outfit Would Go Great With A Personality" E-card

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"I Hope The Colder Weather Won't Deter You From Continuing To Wear Slutty Summer Dresses To The Office" E-card

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"Let's Hope At Least The Movie Version Of George W. Bush Is Accountable For His Unrelenting 8-yr Global Sh*tstorm" E-card

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"If You Were A Pimp, I'd Be Your Most Loyal And Productive Prostitute" E-card

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