Terry Bain
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Have you tried turning it off and on again?
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"Well, have you? Good all-purpose shirt for when your relatives come by with a computer question. You might want to have one for each day of the week. Also leave this as the message on your answering machine. Honestly."
Voices Driving Crazy Light T-Shirt
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"You know, there are just some things a person should warn folks about right there on a t-shirt. Hearing voices? That's a good reason to warn folks. (Also, you know, a great gift for in-laws.)"
Henkel Duck 1.88-Inch-by-15-Yard Colored Duck Tape, Chrome #00-03365
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"At our house we use a lot of duct tape. Or rather, my son and I use a lot of duct tape. And, admittedly, sometimes it's just me using a lot of duct tape. My brand of choice is the Henkel "Duck" brand. It comes off the roll smoothly, rips easily (if you prefer a rip) and is as strong or stronger than you would expect duct tape to be, even on regular duct-type jobs (it's not just another pretty face..."
Mama 4 Obama Women's Dark T-Shirt
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"Mamas 4 Obama gotta say what they need to say, and some of them say it on their chest. Does this mean they get off their chest what they put on their chest? I don't know, but here's a shirt for 'em. Er, for you."
Found at the Pound Fitted T-Shirt
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"I would love for everybody to visit the "pound" soon, or the shelter, and take a look around. Donate some time. Or some money. Or some... whatever it is that the shelter needs, okay? Okay."
LightPainting Women's Dark T-Shirt
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"I made it. My photo. My t-shirt. I love how the lightpaintings turn out on the t-shirts. Let me know if you agree. Or don't agree. Or don't care. Damn. If you don't care? That would suck."
Beware the Vacuum Infant/Toddler T-Shirt
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"I made it. Referring to my book, You Are a Dog. "Beware the Vacuum. The vacuum is evil. The vacuum wants to eat you and eat the sofa and eat the children.""
Sanford Liquid Expresso Medium Point Pen
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"These are the pens I prefer to use when writing. Must be medium point. I prefer black. But they obviously come in many colors. Office Depot shipped me a package of extra fine, but it just isn't the same. I may order from dickblick next time. They seem to have 'em, and I love 'em. They write like a fountain pen, but without the hassle and mess. A good, solid, portable pen."
You Are a Dog: Life Through the Eyes of Man's Best Friend
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"I wrote it. "Beware the vacuum. The vacuum is evil. The vacuum will eat you, and eat the sofa, and eat the children. You are not afraid of the vacuum. You will stop the vacuum at all costs. If there is one thing you know about your time with your people, you know that you must rid this home of the vacuum." It's funny. You'll love it. I hope. If you don't? Well. You can go ahead and tell me. I don'..."
Obama for Your Mama Light T-Shirt
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"Obama may be for Your Mama. So get yourself a shirt. Many colors and stuff to choose from."
Obama Mama 08 Jr. Raglan
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"Are you an Obama Mama? Say it with this hot shirt now. It's cool. And, well, I made it just for you."
Orange Trick or Treat! Dark T-Shirt
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"Trick or treat. Smell my feet. Give me something good to eat. Love to sit and chat, but I gotta get me a shirt."
I Eat Spiders in My Sleep Ringer T
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"I made it. And I'm fascinated by the subject of spiders and sleeping. Because it's kind of absurd. And weird. And, you know, cool."
We Are the Cat: Life Through the Eyes of the Royal Feline by Terry Bain
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"Because I wrote it. It's funny. And you'll love it."
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Author of You Are a Dog and We Are the Cat (funny books, you know).
