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Keep Back 300 Feet - Seymour T-Shirt

1 recommendation

"Here is one for the bikers with some Brahman Bull in them. I might not be a wide load, but I do need my room. I never did like people sneaking up on my back, gets me agitated. I'm a Bull baby, you do not want to get on my bad side. This biker t-shirt gives people the only warning they deserve. Nothing like some Brahman on your back to get the point across."

Kiss Me - Seymour T-shirt

1 recommendation

"As a proud stud, I am all about attraction.  With these horns and staggering bull balls, it's no wonder I have 34 sons and 26 daughters.  The cows can never get enough.  This t-shirt comes with what I like to call the 'Brahman Bull Effect'.  Put it on and let my studly features do the work for you."

Taste Like Chicken - Seymour T-shirt

1 recommendation

"There are rumors going around that I taste just like chicken.  If that's true, then what do chickens taste like?  I've never had one before. Usually I just chase them away, all that clucking is hard on the ears.  If they're the Brahman Bull of white meat, then I guess it's okay.  Not like anyone will ever mix us up, each one of my bulls balls are bigger than a chicken's head."

Weapons of Mass Destruction - Seymour T-shirt

1 recommendation

"When I first found out about the search, I was kind of surprised people didn't come to me earlier.  I heard everyone was looking around in some place across the big water.  They should have looked right here.  Fred is always talking about my WMD's.  He says its part of the reason I am such a stud.  Me, I'm just glad to help.  Anything to bring the boys home."

What R-U Looking At? - Seymour T-shirt

1 recommendation

"Everyone wants a piece of this bull.  Biker's are always wearing me.  Cowboys are always trying to coral me.  Every cow in the pasture sees me as the Brahman Bull of their dreams.  Is it too much to have people and cows look you in the eye when they talk to you?  I am not just a piece of meat."