Ugly sweaters
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Snowflake V-Neck Sweater
1 recommendation
"I was worried that I was leaving the men out... but have no fear- Hickey Freeman saves the day with a snowflake v-neck sweater.... because a multitude of snowflakes on any man is sexy. And when I say sexy I mean... after many many many glasses of eggnog. Yeah tiger, you rock those snowflakes."
Snowman Sweater Vest
1 recommendation
"There was so much 'stuff' from Sears to choose from I had to take a nap.... however this snowman vest stood out.... why? Because it's a snowman vest and that shit, my friends, isn't something you come across on a daily basis... you can thank Sears for that."
Snowflake Turtleneck Sweater
1 recommendation
"I wish I was sitting in the designer room when the person who came up with this mess was screaming... MORE SNOWFLAKES! We need more snowflakes.... I wish I was there to kill them and hopefully we'd never have to see this.... Alas, I was not there and now Land's End has made the list.... I'm not shocked Land's End is on here... I'm just shocked they've only got 3 ugly sweaters this year.... Next ye..."
Tree Twinkle Star Holiday Dog Sweater
2 recommendations
"Here's a quick way to have your dog hate your guts... make him or her suffer along side with their own holiday sweater. Sure you crazy pet lovers may think it's as cute as dressing up the poor pooch as Santa or a reindeer but one day that dog will attack and it won't be merciful."
Santa Holiday Sweater
1 recommendation
"I was being mean- how could I forget about the kids!!! Oh those poor little angles have nothing hideous to wear and those poor grandparents have nothing atrocious to send! No worries, JC Penny has got them all covered with a lime green HUGE Santa and candy cane piping.... because the shit wasn't busted as is...."
Skating Santa turtleneck
1 recommendation
"You know it's really bad when the model looks like she's in pain.... not only does this fabulous sweater have a skating Santa on it.... it's " beaded snowflakes" wow.... beaded snowflakes and an obliviously drunken Santa....because we all know Santa can't waste his time skating he's got houses to break into... this is just special.... especially at an uncomfortable $98.00- yowza, who said ugly was..."
Wreath Holiday Sweater
1 recommendation
"This store had a plethora of crappy sweaters to choose from but I felt this one screamed, 'I hate myself' the most... it's a "gilded wreath of vintage velvet" that makes this the top winner of ugly for the Appleseeds site.... and my pick for 'if you hate someone buy this' gift award. And since you can use a wreath at a funeral as well, you are also saying, I hope you die soon.... it's a two for on..."
Storybook Knits
1 recommendation
"This is the mother load of ugliocity! Not only does it come in Prancing Reindeer but Whimsical Snowmen, Let it Snow, and 'Oh Christmas Tree' .... oh thank you baby Jesus for dying for our sins so we can in the future buy ugly ass sweaters that are crafted out of the skin crawling mix of Ramie/Cotton .... Sequined reindeer, snowmen, snowflakes, and trees! Oh my Christmas this can't get any better....."
Berek Santa Goodies Novelty Pullover Sweaters
1 recommendation
"I'm not sure if it's the falling Santa or the fact that you've got a falling Santa on your chest.... but this sweater should be burned.... Send it to ugly sweater heaven and cut your losses now."
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Jacqueline Wahba (better known as Jax) hails from Brooklyn, NY since the year of her birth. If she's not at her desk...
