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  • The "I'm NOT a smug twat" Bag The "I'm NOT a smug twat" Bag - Photo

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  • I'm Not a Violent Person - Women's S/S Tee (Charcoal) I'm Not a Violent Person - Women's S/S Tee (Charcoal) - Photo

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    • szlea

      I'm not a violent person. Really. Trust me.


  • I'm Not a Doctor T-shirt I'm Not a Doctor T-shirt - Photo

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    • daniela

      How funny is this! I'm not a doctor but I will take a look!!


  • I'm Not A Boy Onesie's I'm Not A Boy Onesie's - Photo

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    • mwilemon

      Don't you just get so tired of someone coming up to you and saying what a cute "boy" you have when she's really a girl? Take away some of the guess with these funny I'm Not A Boy Onesies, they also come in I'm Not A Girl as well.


  • reuseit Made in USA Lightweight Recycled Cotton Lunch Bag, I'm Not A Paper Bag - Lunch Bags & Boxes reuseit Made in USA Lightweight Recycled Cotton Lunch Bag, I'm Not A Paper Bag - Lunch Bags & Boxes - Photo

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    • darlakbrown

      this cotton lunch carrier has a voice: "I'm not a paper bag!" At just 10.95, (or $9.95 if you order 2+). This is a solid option, too. I'd be concerned that stuff would get smooshed inside though.


  • I Am Not a Paper Towel I Am Not a Paper Towel - Photo

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    • modcloth

      Although the white and blue print might resemble traditional dish linens, the bright orange "I Am Not a Paper Towel" message will assure you that this is not your grandmother's hand towel! Composed of 100% cotton, these hand woven towels are washable, earth-friendly, sturdy, and a pretty addition to any kitchen decor.


  • I Am Not A Paper Cup I Am Not A Paper Cup - Photo

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    • sweet17

      Double walled porcelain with silicone top, "I Am Not A Paper Cup" helps you with your green cause. It's eco-friendly and most importantly, reusable.


  • "I am Not A Paper Towel" Kitchen Towel "I am Not A Paper Towel" Kitchen Towel - Photo

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    • whosdiary

      Eco-friendly products are being promoted using sarcastic statements. Like this "I am Not A Paper Towel" Kitchen Towel which is 100% organic cotton towels, that are manufactured in an eco-friendly way using water-based inks and biodegradable detergents. If you look at them though they look like paper tower but after close observation you realize they are towels....


  • Oh Crap - I'm Having a Baby Oh Crap - I'm Having a Baby - Photo

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    • Yournewbestfriend

      The perfect gift to give those annoying smiling pregnant robots. I'm not pretending like I won't be one one day, but until then I can make fun of them. This book is filled with pictures that celebrate the joys of life with a baby. Such as screaming, eating, pooping, nausea, and lack of sleep. Ah, I'm glad this book exists.


  • "I am not a paper cup" "I am not a paper cup" - Photo

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    • mademoiselle_a

      Cool stuff! It's really not a paper cup, but a double-walled porcelain cup with a silicone top. Goes into the dishwasher and is -of course- reusable. Mother Earth likes lotsa!


  • just a girl t-shirt just a girl t-shirt - Photo

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    • szlea

      Just a Girl By No Doubt Take this pink ribbon off my eyes I'm exposed And it's no big surprise Don't you think I know Exactly where I stand This world is forcing me To hold your hand 'Cause I'm just a girl, little 'ol me Don't let me out of your sight I'm just a girl, all pretty and petite So don't let me have any rights Oh...I've had it up to here! The moment that I step outside So many reasons For me to run and hide I can't do the little things I hold so dear 'Cause it's all those little things That I fear 'Cause I'm just a girl I'd rather not be 'Cause they won't let me drive Late at night I'm just a girl, Guess I'm some kind of freak 'Cause they all sit and stare With their eyes I'm just a girl, Take a good look at me Just your typical prototype Oh...I've had it up to here! Oh...am I making myself clear? I'm just a girl I'm just a girl in the world... That's all that you'll let me be! I'm just a girl, living in captivity Your rule of thumb Makes me worry some I'm just a girl, what's my destiny? What I've succumbed to Is making me numb I'm just a girl, my apologies What I've become is so burdensome I'm just a girl, lucky me Twiddle-dum there's no comparison Oh...I've had it up to! Oh...I've had it up to!! Oh...I've had it up to here!


  • Cartography on a Dollar a Day T-Shirt Cartography on a Dollar a Day T-Shirt - Photo

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    • skyekat

      Antique maps are so cool. They were made when the world was something magical, and no one knew what might lay over the horizon. Back then going to sea was risky business, and you might not be the same when you came back. Show your love of the old sea-faring spirit with this tee. Normally I'm not a fan of cream or white shirts, but there's no other way to properly display this, unless it involves a pan filled with tea and a few matches.


  • I'd Hit That shirt I'd Hit That shirt - Photo

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    • Aswan

      Before you get offended, this is a Super Mario Bros. reference. Mario/Luigi had to hit floating gold cubes with their head in order to reveal the items held within. It'll definitely attract attention whether that means a reminiscing session of old NES games or you getting slapped.


  • Witch Cape: Air Witch Cape: Air - Photo

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    • Alyson

      If I were a witch this would be my cloak. Since I'm not a witch, this might be my cloak on Friday night. Who doesn't need a little magic in their weekend? And guess what? WitchStore.net says it's not only for magic, it's also good for sun protection. Bonus!


  • I'm Not A Douche Bag Tote I'm Not A Douche Bag Tote - Photo

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    • whosdiary

      There are many Douche Bags in the world today, from the cast of MTV's Reality show the Hills, to the dude next door to you. But this bag is not a Douche, it's a good alternative to plastic......$20.00


  • Tiara "I'm Not a Princess, I'm the Queen" Flip Flops by Girl Two Doors Down Tiara "I'm Not a Princess, I'm the Queen" Flip Flops by Girl Two Doors Down - Photo

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    • charityisham

      $48.00 per pair These flip-flops are huge in Hollywood and make a great gift for yourself or bridesmaids. Loved by tons of celebrities such as Jennifer Aniston, Eva Longoria, Jessica Alba and more. Get your DB flip flops by Girl Two Doors Down now and join in the fun!


  • I could be your favorite mistake t-shirt I could be your favorite mistake t-shirt - Photo

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    • szlea

      All I need's a chance. I promise I could be your favorite mistake. ;) $16


  • I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got by Sinead O'Connor I Do Not Want What I Haven't Got by Sinead O'Connor - Photo

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    • lizbarker

      This record is so powerful, and there's not a track on it that's anything less than phenomenal. Also, "The Last Day of Our Acquaintance" is one of the saddest songs I've ever heard in my life.